Tidbits From My House

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Yesterday it rained, hailed, snowed and shined in my neighborhood.

Washington: the  indecisive soppy-wet jazzed up on coffee pine tree smelly state.

I pulled something in my shoulder yesterday. Ouchy, it hurt, it’s my left shoulder and I am left handed. Great, thank goodness it’s my week off of the weights, I need the rest. Hurts from my neck to the shoulder.

 

 

Look! the Fat chick is knitting!

Some other Mom know-it-alls:

My son and I were cracking on each other the other night, bickering and  he says ~

Son: Don’t look at the plank in my eye when you have a log in yours

Mom: I will take that plank out of your eye and beat your butt with it! (you can use that one, Kevin!)

Mom score 1, son 0

Next one; Son was walking over to the Doritos bag (hadn’t touched them yet) to eat some BEFORE breakfast and I said, “no way” after you eat something healthy.

Son: man, I wish I was a ninja (to stealthy take the chips)

Mom: then I would be the mom ninja, hello. (to know he was taking the chips)

Mom: 1, son: 0

Now I just caught him sneaking down the stairs with the bag of chips, I say, Hey! and he says, ‘What Ninja Mom? ‘all innocent like.

I’m trying not use devious titles to lure people to my site, but it’s very tempting and I kinda have. I wonder what it would be like to write headlines for newspapers?

I did sign up for Digg, and have received a lot of views from the site. I put 4 posts on there. I didn’t even know it existed.

When I got  125 views in one day I was amazed ~ but check this out ~

Yesterday

Search Views
why is my dog throwing up everywhere? 1
satan music verse bible 1
Christ devil’s enemy 1

2007-02-21

Search Views
pro age dove commercial 1
dog puke 1
I am so angry with life 1
dove pro-age advert music 1
can i ask forgiveness at home 1
dove commercial AGING 1

2007-02-20

Search Views
dove. ANd pro 2
dove pro age ads 1
Priceless Entertainment 1
new dove commercial older age 1
“grace story” god 1
dove pro age ad 1
pro-age dove ad 1
pro age ad 1
dove pro-age ad 1

2007-02-19

Search Views
clean puke 1
how to clean dog puke 1
Dove Pro Age Photos

Today there is even more dog puke searches on my dashboard:

I get the Dove commercial ’searches’ but the dog puke ones? How many dogs puke up all over?

Is this an epidemic? Do other peoples houses smell like puke too? Why are dogs puking all the time?

If this is a serious problem, someone needs to fix it! )

From ‘Prayers From Paul’ at Heartlight.org

Dear Father,

I owe love to my fellow man, as you have said. What an endless debt! How can I keep your command to love my neighbor as myself?

What would it be like to live in a world where such unselfishness prevailed? Ah, it would be heaven on earth, therefore such behavior is a precondition of our heavenly inheritance.

But Lord, be gentle in your judgment toward me. I fall so far short on this. Love would absolutely do no wrong to one’s neighbor

– never taking anything that was his, or even wanting to. So fill me with love, so that I may fulfill your law.

In the name of Jesus, help me, Lord. Amen.

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2 responses »

  1. First, I fly into SEA-TAC Tuesday at 5:15pm, Delta 5120. You can meet me at the gate. You wont be able to miss me, I’ll be wearing my Mitre (i.e.: Pointy Pope Hat). It tends to get me a free upgrade to first class.

    Second, when my muscles turn green I usually go to the doctor.

    Third, I WILL use the joke. I’ll add it at Soylent Green. I have been looking for a joke about Jesus at 15 being rebellious. This would be perfect.

    Strangest search term for me recently: midgets are jesus

    Go figure.

  2. Cute jokes and comments…little chuckle for a lazy afternoon…thanks

    why did I have a search of “rambling rindy” on mine though…not one hit, but 2!? Hmmm…should I take it personally 😉

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